Eight Six Four Oh Oh

December 18, 2009

Don't die. If you do die, call me.

Don’t eat any wooden nickels.  Live long and prosper.  Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes!  Sup the beer, snog the bitches, and burn that fat guy.  Fuck the bozos.  Fight the power and believe the hype— it happens to people like me, twice.

—Love and kisses,
THE DEATH BUNNIES

…and keep the change, ya filthy animals!

P.S. Why burning?

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December 18, 2009
helicopterparty:

loveisall:

heyyoshimi:

meepmeepmeep:

catgun: best thing ever



my dream is to find a pair of matching cats and have them straddle my arms like CATFISTS.
(I apologize for using the term ‘straddle’ when talking about cats but I can’t think of a better way to describe the image that occupies my mind constantly)

helicopterparty:

loveisall:

heyyoshimi:

meepmeepmeep:

catgun: best thing ever

my dream is to find a pair of matching cats and have them straddle my arms like CATFISTS.

(I apologize for using the term ‘straddle’ when talking about cats but I can’t think of a better way to describe the image that occupies my mind constantly)

 
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December 18, 2009

There. That seems suitably festive.

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December 18, 2009

I'm an atheist. I already have my Christmas icon augmentation.

Actually, could I have a Don Crimbo icon?

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December 18, 2009
kinochestvo:

studentloansforbeermoney:

fuckyeahtwilightsaga:

This really upsets me. Why would anybody do this?

This only upsets me because it’s a book. You shouldn’t do this to books. Any book. Not even one Tom Clancy wrote.

Not Red Storm Rising or Cardinal of the Kremlin!

*yawn* You should never do this to the last copy of a book.  Beyond that, it’s all just misplaced idolatry.

kinochestvo:

studentloansforbeermoney:

fuckyeahtwilightsaga:

This really upsets me. Why would anybody do this?

This only upsets me because it’s a book. You shouldn’t do this to books. Any book. Not even one Tom Clancy wrote.

Not Red Storm Rising or Cardinal of the Kremlin!

*yawn* You should never do this to the last copy of a book.  Beyond that, it’s all just misplaced idolatry.

 
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December 18, 2009
awesome-everyday:

Ho ho ho, motherfuckers.

…cold in there, huh?
(In the famous words of mercurypdx, “I keed, I keed.”)

awesome-everyday:

Ho ho ho, motherfuckers.

…cold in there, huh?

(In the famous words of mercurypdx, “I keed, I keed.”)

 
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December 18, 2009
laughinacorner:

(via magicwands)
ELECTRIC SIX, FTW!!!!!

GAY BAR!
GAY BAR!
GAY BAR!

laughinacorner:

(via magicwands)

ELECTRIC SIX, FTW!!!!!

GAY BAR!

GAY BAR!

GAY BAR!

 
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December 18, 2009
mercurypdx:

spacecataz:

justinleon:

Liberty Mutal advertises a Broken window “takeover” ad during a SI story on Chris Henrys death.
I have no words for this. VERY in poor taste.

I hate these kinds of ads more than ANYTHING EVER

You would think someone would come up with some kind of tagging algorithm that would make ads on their news site more contextually appropriate, or at best stick the “inappropriate” ones on the lighter puff pieces.

This is awesome mainly because I do not in any way believe that it’s intentional.  I imagine Harry Crane noticing that this ad has come up over this news item and having a heart attack.  I’m not sure why, but it’s definitely Harry Crane.

mercurypdx:

spacecataz:

justinleon:

Liberty Mutal advertises a Broken window “takeover” ad during a SI story on Chris Henrys death.


I have no words for this. VERY in poor taste.

I hate these kinds of ads more than ANYTHING EVER

You would think someone would come up with some kind of tagging algorithm that would make ads on their news site more contextually appropriate, or at best stick the “inappropriate” ones on the lighter puff pieces.

This is awesome mainly because I do not in any way believe that it’s intentional.  I imagine Harry Crane noticing that this ad has come up over this news item and having a heart attack.  I’m not sure why, but it’s definitely Harry Crane.

 
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December 18, 2009

Fight-club lesbians

jwisser:

Since your eyes were drawn to my newly-coined phrase, you should consider using it next time you see one.

A valiant try, but “giant jungle smurfs” is already the official phrase of the day.

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December 18, 2009

formspring.me

laughinacorner:

86400:

molliethewhippoorwill:

Who are those second two song by?

I Could Have Lied is the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Mary #38 is The Gris Gris.

Oh okay.

I am slightly appalled that someone can like both The Decemberists and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  But I’ll get over it.

why? i like both of them….lol

I’m just going to blame this on both of you being from California and move on.  Otherwise I may have to accept that liking The Decemberists does not automatically qualify someone for awesome status.