Eight Six Four Oh Oh
Me = Magnet
You = Silver Churn
Sadface.
I thought snow was awesome. Until I got a car.
No lie. It is sort of like that Ogden Nash poem about kittens. Eventually snow becomes icy, dirty slush and/or huge walls pushed up around your vehicle by the goddamned plow.
I suggest moving to Arizona.
Believe you me, kiddo, so was I, which is why this photo struck me all the more.
Personally, I’m a Joan/Christina Hendricks girl myself, but JJ is pretty fine. & rest assured, there’s enough ogling room in this picture for both of us, buddy.
LKSJDflakjsdf. I wanna do dirty, dirty things to that man AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT.
fuckyeahjanuaryjones:(via fuckyeahelisabethmoss)
JON HAMM WITH A BEARD Y’ALL
From the “yes I am a straight male after all” department: goddamn, I don’t think I have ever seen January Jones looking that good before. Certainly not on the show, the resemblance to Betty Draper seems so scarce.
Oh, I’m sorry, were you ogling Jon Hamm? I’ll just let you get back to that.
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What would be the first three songs you would put on a mix tape meant to capture the zeitgeist of 2009?
LKSJDflakjsdf. I wanna do dirty, dirty things to that man AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT.
fuckyeahjanuaryjones:(via fuckyeahelisabethmoss)
JON HAMM WITH A BEARD Y’ALL
From the “yes I am a straight male after all” department: goddamn, I don’t think I have ever seen January Jones looking that good before. Certainly not on the show, the resemblance to Betty Draper seems so scarce.
Oh, I’m sorry, were you ogling Jon Hamm? I’ll just let you get back to that.
I asked a friend about this and the friend said he thought it was better that way, about love, and how my boyfriend moved it around like an object. He told me he thought my boyfriend was honest, and that no one can ever love someone constantly, equally, at all times. It has to rise and fall and wax and wane to maintain its permanence. That is its permanence.
My boyfriend explained it this way: In German you can say “ich habe mich gerade wieder in dich verliebt,” which translates as “I just fell in love with you again,” but which actually means a moment when you realize again why you are in love with someone, an outburst of love.
”Even in English, a Language Gap (via organizingthesoup) (via peterwknox)
Them Germans have the best phrases.
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Are you being forced to listen to as much crap Chrstmas music at your job as I am? http://formspring.me/86400
I AM BACK FROM THE COAST. 500 PAGE CATCH UP HERE I COME.
(via cuntspasm)
WE DO NOT CATCH UP ON TUMBLR.
P.S. If you’re really all that interested (well, you and every other little deviant who said they wanted a sex survey) I may just try throwing one together.
Oh Spike, you are my favourite.
Oh, I’m sorry, I just went gay for a second there. *swoon*
