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barelysarcasm:

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

He didnt bitch about server lag. Your dad put on his ears and his green boots and didn’t care who saw. He rolled to feel up his elf girlfriend after kicking Acererak’s ass in the Tomb of Horrors. He set his classmates on edge. He was a nerd before it was cool. And he didn’t give two shits about what comic books Megan Fox reads.

DAMN RIGHT YOUR DAD PLAYED IT.

Holy shit.  I played D&D.  I was a Dwarven Fighter named Thomco Pillage.  I was the defender of the Slate Range (one of the few vestiges of good on the continent of Riksaw.)  My father was slain by the evil Dragon overlord of Riksaw - Barhol.  I vowed that I would defeat Barhol… But I was also a drunk and an idiot and ugly as all hell… so Thomco’s adventures sometimes put the rest of the party in peril.  It was okay though because I was so bad ass I would fucking bail us out all the time by killing so many fuckers with my axe.  Shit was legit.

Oh.  Shit.  Yes.